hey u kids wanna buy some drugs
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sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
“Kids, don’t try planking, it’s dangerous. Especially with me around.”
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how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom
She’s white.
The entire world is about her.
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Ah yes thank you that’s exactly what I meant.
*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*
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